Kelly says Happy Thanksgiving November 22, 2006
Posted by Andrew in : Quaker Parrot , add a comment...please?
This is Kelly the Quaker Parrot to wish everyone a happy thanksgiving with lots of good stuff to eat!
Tags: kelly quaker parrot parrots thanksgiving happy holidays monk parakeet
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How to Stuff A Parrot November 21, 2006
Posted by Andrew in : Misc , add a comment...please?This is a timeless holiday funny. 
HOW TO STUFF YOUR PARROT ON THANKSGIVING
- 1 Turkey
- Mashed potatoes/gravy
- Corn Pudding
- Cranberry Sauce
- Green Beans
- Hot Rolls
- Stuffing
- Relish tray
- Sweet Potatoes
- Pumpkin pie/whipped Cream
- Hot Coffee
Get up early in the morning & have a cup of coffee. It is going to be a long day so place your parrot on a perch nearby to keep you company while you prepare the meal.
Remove parrot from kitchen counter back to perch. Prepare stuffing; remove parrot from edge of stuffing bowl. Stuff turkey & place it in the roasting pan, remove parrot from edge of pan. Have another cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Remove parrot’s head from turkey cavity and re-stuff voided area. Prepare relish tray; remember to make twice as much so that you will have a regular size serving after the parrot has eaten his fill. Remove parrot from kitchen counter. Prepare cranberry sauce; discard berries accidentally flung to the floor. Peel potatoes, remove parrot from edge of potato bowl. Arrange sweet potatoes in a pan & cover with brown sugar & mini-marshmallows remove parrot from edge of pan & replace missing marshmallows.
Brew another pot of coffee. While it is brewing, clean up the torn filter and old coffee grounds from around the pot. Pry coffee bean from parrot’s beak. Have another cup of coffee & remove parrot from kitchen counter.
When time to serve the meal: Place roasted turkey on a large platter, cover beak marks with strategically placed sprigs of parsley. Put mashed potatoes into serving bowl; rewhip at last minute to conceal bite marks and footprints.
Place pan of sweet potatoes on sideboard; forget presentation cause there is no way to hide the areas of missing marshmallow.Put rolls in decorative basket, remove parrot from side of basket along with beaked rolls, and serve what is left. Set a stick of butter out on the counter to soften - think better of it and return it to the refrigerator.
Wipe down counter to remove mashed potato foot tracks. Remove parrot from kitchen counter & carve the pie into serving slices. Wipe whipped cream off parrot’s beak & place large dollops of remaining cream on pie slices. Whole slices are then served to guests, beaked-out portions should be reserved for host & hostess. Place parrot inside cage & lock the door. Sit down to a nice relaxing dinner with your family - accompanied by plaintive cries of “WANT DINNER!” from the other room.
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Cockatiel Wallpaper November 20, 2006
Posted by Andrew in : Cockatiel , add a comment...please?The second offical Bird A Day Blog wallpaper.
Featuring Shane the Cockatiel
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Shane - Normal Grey Cockatiel
Photo Credit: Andrew Rocuant
Tags: Parrot | Cockatiel | Bird | Birds | Tiel | Pet bird | Photo | Australia | Nymphicus Hollandicus | Wallpaper | 1600 | 1200
Cute Budgie Singing Video November 19, 2006
Posted by Andrew in : Budgerigar, Video , add a comment...please?“Tango loves singing, and he’s not afraid to let loose either. You can hear Apollo in the background doing the harmony…”
Credit: CheetaApollo
Tags: Parakeet | Budgerigar | Pet bird | Budgie | Australia | American parakeet | Melopstiiacus undulatus | keet
Budgie Bath Time November 18, 2006
Posted by Andrew in : Budgerigar , add a comment...please?
This is Blinkie enjoying a double pleasure, a bath and a meal!
Credit: Belinda Pye
Tags: Parakeet | Budgerigar | Pet bird | Budgie | Australia | American parakeet | Melopstiiacus undulatus | keet
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Yay Scritches! November 17, 2006
Posted by Andrew in : Cockatiel , add a comment...please?
Cookie the cockatiel gets some oh-so-wonderful scritches.
Photo Credit: Belinda Pye
Tags: Parrot | Cockatiel | Bird | Birds | Tiel | Pet bird | Photo | Australia | Nymphicus Hollandicus | Whiteface
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