Chester’s Blog Entry February 28, 2007
Posted by Andrew in : Quaker Parrot , 3 commentsHere is another entry from Chester the Quaker Parrot’s blog. This is an older post from the 14th. (I will catch up soon I hope ^_^) Enjoy~!
Chester P Nakedbutt……That’s what mom called me this morning. Can you believe that?? Nakedbutt!! I’m not a nakedbutt. I will admitt that I did pluck some of my pre-tail feathers. Ya know, the one’s just above the tail feathers. So, I’m not a nakedbutt, I would be if I pulled out all my tail feathers. So, I’m not a nakedbutt. Tehehehehehe, I’m not a nakedbutt….I’m not a nakedbutt. Nope not me!!! I over heard mom saying I should join Tail Feather Pluckers Anonemous (I’m not sure of the spelling). I DON’T WANT TOO
!!! Mom say’s all the girl quakers are going to laugh at me cause of my feathers….is that true?? Oh, I hope not, that would be bad. I hope all those pretty girl quaker will look past my nakedbutt and see me for me.Did you know that today is Valentines Day?? Mom bought me a special treat because of it. She gave me some fruities. They are soooo Yummy. Thank you mom from my fruities.
Chester P featherbutt…….not a nakedbutt
P.S. It’s 1:20 am…Thursday morning. boy it be lates. I’m writing to tell you all why I plucked my pre-tail feathers….are you ready??? MOM TOOK MY FAVORITE TOY AWAY!!!!! I loved this toy. It’s called “lot’s ob legs” they sell them at Walmart for only a few dollar and I NEED A NEW ONE!!! I beaked my last one to pieces and mom has not bought me a new one. So I plucked my pre-tail feathers to teach her a lesson…….And you know what??? It’s working cause mom said she was getting me a new one tomorrow or would that be today. It is early early Thursday morning, not Weds. any more. So that would make it tomorrow, but only it’s now today. HHHmmmmm, I’m going to have to think on that one. Nite-nite for nowMe, Chester P Featherbutt, again and still not a nakedbutt
Buttercup & Saphire Touchdown February 27, 2007
Posted by Andrew in : Budgerigar , 4 comments
“This picture is of my parakeets, Buttercup and Sapphire. Sadly, Sapphire died last fall, in October.
She’s greatly missed.”
Photo Credit: Elizabeth
Great Drawing of a Blue Jay February 24, 2007
Posted by Andrew in : Wild Birds , add a comment...please?Blue jay drawing, very nice! Wish I could draw like that. ^_^
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Humor - How to tell if you’re owned by a bird or birds February 22, 2007
Posted by Andrew in : Misc , 2 commentsthe keyboard while chewing on your pen!
You spend more time cleaning your bird cages than your
house!
You hear an “echo” each time you push a microwave
button!
You try to teach your dog to say “Hello!”
Your hungry family asks what’s for dinner and you say
you just whipped up a fresh pot of “Crazy Corn!”
You’re going across town and you realize half-way
there that your bird is still sitting on your
shoulder!
You kiss the birds good-night but not your spouse!
You go on the vacation of a lifetime and can only tell
your friends what cool bird stuff you found!
You don’t care if people see bird poop stains on your
shirt!
Your darling birdie sneezes and you drive 2 hours to
the avian vet!
Every shirt you own has buttons missing!
You say “Hello….Hello….Hello!” to your people
friends.
You pull up in the driveway, and you see that your
bird is looking out the window. You start waving
saying, “Hi Kiwi. Its mommy! I’m home from work now.”
Your friends dog is pregnant, and you ask if the
puppies have hatched yet.
Later you accidentally refer to his dog as a “hen.”
You’re leaving a gathering of friends, and you find
yourself saying, “Bye bye! Gimmee SMOOCHIES!”
At last count you had over 200 bird toys and only 2
birds.
You make sure your pizza isn’t too hot so the birdies
wont burn their feet.
You’re on a first-name basis with the seed moths that
hang around your house.
You refer to the hair loss from your dog as “molting.”
You tell your boyfriend not to touch you in front of
the bird because the bird might get jealous.
You drop your purse in the supermarket and sunflower
seeds fall out.
romance ends.
Introducing Chester the Quaker Parrot February 21, 2007
Posted by Andrew in : Quaker Parrot , 1 comment so farThere is a very special parrot who goes through many adventures in his life, and shares those adventures with us in his funny/cute stories!If you don’t know Chester the quaker parrot, then you are missing out on life! lol!
I couldnt keep back any longer, and finally asked, and was kindly granted permission to post Chester’s stories from his new blog, here for you to read!
I am sure you will love him as do all his fans. I present today a story by Chester the quaker parrot, with more to come very soon!
Enjoy!
Here is the first story by Chester, which is introducing himself, along with a picture:
This post is from February 13th.
Hello, My name is Chester P Featherbutt. I’m a 4 1/2 year old quaker parrot. I thought I would start a blog. I’m not sure what I’m surpose to write about, but I’m sure I will come up with some thing. I have lot’s to say about what goes on in the world…..well, the world would be my house. I live with 2 other birds, Cuddles Le Munchkin, a 13 year old peach faced lovebird. she thinks she is queen of this house and….well, she is. We are all scared to death of her. She is one tuff little birdie!! There is also Lucky Von Beakmiester, he’s lived here for just over 3 years. He’s a rescue. He had a very tuff life before he came to live with us. Now he’s living large, hehehe. I also live with 2 dogs..Tedd E Bear, a beagle/yorkie mix. He’s 7 years old. Then there is the rat puppy….Pumpkin YipYip Wiggletails, she a chihuhua, born Sept 4 2006. She like a rat on springs. Little, black and always jumping. I’m sure I’ll be writing more about her. She is always into something.
I had a ruff day, so I’m gonna go off to bed…..The ruff day was really bad thunder storms. The storm took the power out for over 4 hours and was really loud and scary. So off to bed I go. Talk with you all later
Chester P Featherbutt……a bird with lot’s to say
Link to his blog http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-9o.STFIzeqRpFrZRYUGMcqQnnQ–?cq=1&inv=mEivF.lj
Cockatiel drawing February 20, 2007
Posted by Andrew in : Cockatiel , add a comment...please?Very nice ‘tiel drawing.
Note: If you see only black/blue/purple circles, wait until they stop, and click the little green arrow above the drawing. It should work correctly.
