Chester gets some money July 22, 2007
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Good evening everbirdie. How are you tonight. I’m rich!!! Mom got a tip at work for being nice to the customer. When she came home she gave it to me!!! I’m gonna put it in my bank. Yuppers, I have a bank…Well, all of us birdies have bank. Mom puts all her loose change in it every night. She say’s come Christmas, we will have some monies to pay presents with. I can’t wait. Mom showed me the paper money and I took it from her. It’s mine. ALL MINE!!! I’m not going to share it either. Nope, it’s all for me. She also put a lot of little round silver ones in my bank. I got one paper and 6 rounds silver……mom say’s they are coins. 6 round coins. There was 3 different sizes of these coins. I bet the big one’s are worth the most….even more then my paper money. I only got 1 piece of green paper. It did have a picture of a person one it. How do humans get there pictures of this green paper?? did they have to do something important?? or be famous? Invent some thing?? Maybe some day, I’ll be on one of them green papers. That would be so cool. I’m not sure what I want to do with this green paper. Cuddles wants to sherd it. Lucky say’s throw it a way……he no likes much of any thing. I think I should buy a toy..or maybe foods…or maybe cheese. Just think of all the cheese I could be with the money mom has been putting into my bank. There are a lot of little brown round coins. Them, I have the most of. There are all kinds of silver rounds ones. I think I have about a cup full of these coin things. I hope mom brings more of them home. I don’t think I want to many of them green papers though, they can’t be worth a whole lot. They’re not pretty like the silver round ones. I think shiney is worth more. Lot’s more, the shinier the more it’s worth. So I want’s lot’s of shiney ones.
Well, I’m off to bed.
Nite-Nite
Chester P Featherbutt—-wanting more shiney round coin things
Birds of Bird A Day Blog July 18, 2007
Posted by Andrew in : Cockatiel, Video , add a comment...please?A compilation of my birds that I made last night.
Starring:
Marvin, Baby, Towess, Winny and Sassafras - Cockatiels
Indy & Banana - Peachface lovebirds
Momoiro - Rosy Bourke’s Parakeet
Lasagna for Chester July 17, 2007
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Good evening everybirdie. How are you all doing this night?? I’m goods and stuffed. A friend of moms from work sent me……Us home the yummiest foods ever!!! Oh, it was sooooo goods. YUMMY in the tummy.. She made from scratch (is that like a scritch??) a lasagna. Oh, it was so yummy. She made one once before for mom and that was so tasty but it was a long time ago and I almost forgot what it tasted like. Then tonight Mom called dad like she always does to tell hims she on her way home, but this time she tells him to turn on the oven. When she gets home she have this big bag. Inside the bag was this pan of cheese covered stuff. Mom tells me she has to warm it up and puts it in the oven. It smelled soooo yummy. Mom put it on the table. I ran down her arm, she caught me in mid run, telling me “it’s to hot to eat, we got to blow on it.” To heck with that, I want to sink my beaker into the yummieness!!! I tried several times to get to the pan but mom caught me each time. NO beak and run for me….mom getting to fast!!! Hmmmph. After, what felt like hours mom give me some lasagna!! OH, I sank my beaker into the yummiest of food. It has cheese…lot’s of cheese, noodles, meat. I’m not sure what kind of meat other then really tastey meat. Oh, there was some red sauce but I didn’t care that there was yucky red sauce the rest of it was so good. OMB!! This stuff was great. I couldn’t eat it fast enough. I just kept taking beakfull after beakfull. I ate 3 fork fulls. Mom said iffin I didn’t stop eating it I would explode. She said there would be little bit of me and lasagna all over the place. I don’t think that could have happened. I think mom was making that up. This lasagna is the bestest food in the whole wide world. OH, it is sooooooooo tasty. I don’t think I have ever had any thing that yummy before. Mom couldn’t believe how much I ate. I never eat that much of any food….including cheese and cheese was my favorite foods. Now I think it’s this lasagna. I hope this lady make more of this foods. She did the bestest job making it. I think I’ll adopt her as my….my…..Antee. Antee Sandra. Yuppers. Antee Sandra is a great cook. Don’t get me wrong, mom is a good cook too but she has never made this yummy lasagna. She said she don’t know how. Hmmmmph. Yummy yummy in my tummy…LASAGNA!!!!
ware oh ware is my lasagna
ware oh ware could it be
could it be in my tummy
could it be in my beaker
could it be on a fork on it’s way to meeeeeeee!!
ware oh ware is my lasagna
oh ware oh ware could it beeeee!!!
Like my song!! I tink it be funny but I just loved that lasagna. All birdies out there…rise up and demand some lasagna from your humans!!! Tell them give me lasagan or give me death!!! beak them till they give you this yummy foods!!! OH, my. I’m getting caried away. I better go eat some more lasagna.
Nite-nite
Chester P Featherbutt—–going for more lasagna
You know you breed birds when… July 15, 2007
Posted by Andrew in : fun , add a comment...please?… your microwave goes off all times of the day, when you are not
even cooking anything!
… people ask you how many birds you have and your answer always
begins with “about..” usually followed by a good guess.
… your husband answers to the birds calling his name, and doesn’t
when you call him.
… you have so much seed on the floor you wonder when grass will start to grow.
… you try to invent something you can’t explain to the everyday person.
… if you get nervous when your house is quiet.
… you can tell who if eggs are being laid just by the smell of the room
… your dogs don’t even chase wild birds anymore in fear of being scolded!
… you own a fish tank that has never even been filled with water.
… you have begged your local walmart to carry the seed you perfer.
… instead of a broom, you use a leave blower to clean up seeds
… you wake up at 5 in the morning questioning why you ever bought
that first bird.
… you cook 2 different dinners, or breakfasts
… you crush up the whole egg to scamble it.
… you go to work with seed in your hair.
…you keep answering the door bell or telephone when no one is ever there.
…you haven’t taken a vacation or even been away from home overnight in
many years.
…you don’t have any wall decorations that aren’t screwed into the 2×4’s for when those babies take flight…..
… you go grocery shopping, and the healthiest items in your cart are for your birds, not you.
…you have infant toys all over your living room and your “baby” will be 18 in 2 months.
…or, when people point out you’ve some green and white
spots on the back of your tee-shirt…
…you get a piece of millet in your mouth and you actually decide to taste it…and it isn’t bad….
…you have bird poo on your shoulders or in your hair
…your husband or wife asks what smells so good in the crock pot only to find out it is bird food…
…you can’t help but buy tons of storage containers just b/c they’ll make great baby carriers or brooders…
…you walk in your door and get greeted by I Love you’s and your
husband or wife isn’t home yet!
…you go out shopping with a friend who is looking at baby toys for their child and you’re wondering if your parrots would like it too.
…every picture and mirror hanging on the wall has a towel over it to catch the bird poo.
… bird seed falls out of your pants in front of the doctor!
Chester’s Blog - ANTS! July 13, 2007
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Good evening everybirdie. How are you all doing this night?? I’m Ok, I think. Mom has been running around the house cleaning like crazy. I hate it when she cleans. She gets out the evil broom and vacuum. I just know them things are going to get me. One day, they are going to sweep me away or suck me up. They are evil, I tell you!!! Ok, now for the reason mom is cleaning like a mad women……..We have ANTS!! Not ants as in your antee it coming for a visit. Ants like in little tiny yucky bugs that are running around getting into no good!! They are running around the house just pestering mom and dad. Why do they need to do that?? What did they ever do to these ant bug things?? I just don’t get this ant things, what is their purpose?? Are they here for some reason, that we just don’t know about?? Hmmm……. I don’t think I like these ant bugs. Mom was in my room, sweeping and moping and cleaning. grrrrr. She said that these ant’s might find our come for our bird foods cause it be yummy. Maybe, iffin I threw some of my food outside near there nest, they will stay a way from our house……They have a nest….in the ground…..how do they build a nest in the ground?? Do you dig a hole then bring in the twigs and things you need?? De they build the nest then build up dirt around it?? And why do they want me bird food?? Do they think they are little birds?? Mom said that some of them do get wings and fly away. That’s it, they must think they are little tiny pain in the @$$ birds. Hmmph. I want them to stop coming in my house and making mom nutz!!!! how do I do that?? Dad said to buy bug spray but mom yelled at hims and said dat would make us sickies. So we can ‘t have that now can we. I’m sure mom will figure some thing out.
Tonight, for supper, we had a cook out. It was Yummy!!! We had steak, baked potato’s, cottage cheese, spinach and ice cream with banana’s. The steak and potato’s dad threw on the bbq grill. OH, it smelled so good cooking. It made me peaker drool. I couldn’t wait to sink my peaker into that steak!! Yummy in my tummy. Dad brings them in, we sit down and I didn’t wait for mom to cut me a piece of steak. I ran down and sank my beaker into it. OH, it was so good, so yummy!!!! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! It was great. MOm had to wait for me to finish so she could cut the steak for her to eat, teheheheheheehe. The potato was yummy also. The spinach, I turned my beaker up to it. Don’t like it, it be yicky. Cottage cheese is ok, it not be real cheese. It’s lumpy and runny. Cheese is not lumpy or runny. Why do they call is cheese when it’s not really cheese?? so silly. Mom had me try a banana…..That is a yucky thing. What is it?? is it a fruit?? A vegetable? What ever it is, it be yucky and sticky. Oh, it gross!!! I bit into that thing and it stuck to my beaker. I don’t like things to to stick to my beaker!! gross…gross….gross..gross. I don’t know which is yuckier, peanut butter or banana. Both are sticky, stinky and yucky!!! I hope mom don’t try and give me that again. I don’t think she will as I wiped my beaker all over mom’s shirt and cheek. She said I slimed her. That is funny.
Well, off to go play nowChester P Featherbutt—–hoping not to see a yicky banana again!!!
Chester’s Blog - Bugs
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Good evening everybirdie. How are you doing this day?? I’m grossed out. Dad tells me that the outside birds eat bugs. Yick…yick…yick….yick…..yick. That is just so descusting. So now, I’m sitting in the window in the birdie room watching these birds. Mom puts seeds out for them every day. Some wait for mom to come out. If she’s late the peep at her. Now, I understand now why they wait for her. When she goes out, they are sitting on the fence or in the tree. The must be so happy to have seeds. Not hafta look for yucky bugs. Well, I be watching them. They are running around on the ground……..catching bugs. I think one even got a lizzard. Yuck. I’m so glad I don’t have to eat bugs. Now dad is telling me, I eat bugs every day, I just don’t see ‘ems. WHAT!!! What he be talking about?? He said dat dare are bugs on potato chips, in rice. Wait, in my rice. I love rice. I’m never seen a bug in the rice. I have white rice, I think I would notice a yucky black or brown bug. Wait, maybe these bugs are white!!! OMB!!! Iffin they be white bug and little, I might not notice the bug and eat it!!!! EEEEEEeeeewwwwww!!!! That’s descusting!!! I’m really gonna look at rice next time we eat some. Mom tape a show yesterday called “man vs wild” it be on the descovery channel. I was watching it with her. That man, his name be Bear, is descusting!!!!! He was telling us what to do iffin you get lost wid no foods…………….He ate a BUG!!!!!!!! Eeeeeewwwwww!!! He’s so descusting. He said it tasted like gooey slimey glop. Yick, what is that glop? Mom said she don’t care how hungry she be she not eating bugs eeder. As he goes on in the show he eats more yicky things, a scorbian, snake (it be still alive), raw fish, some wierd looking crawly thing. Oh, he be a yucky man. EEeeeeewww, Mom loves watching that show. Why I don’t know.
THERE AIN’T NO BUGS IN ME
THERE AINT NO BUGS IN ME
THERE MITE BE BUGS IN OTHER BIRDS
BUT THERE AINT NO BUG IN ME!!!!I Like my song. I love it and am going to sings lot’s
Chester p Featherbutt—-there aint no bug in meeeeeeeeeee!!!!
