Chester’s New Cage July 26, 2007Posted by Andrew in : Quaker Parrot , add a comment...please?
Good evening every birdie. How are things going?? They be going here. I don’t know were they are going but they are going. That picture is of me on my nice new huge play stand. I think I’m getting use to it. Lot’s of things to check out on it.
So here I am, sitting on mom listening to some music, doing my head bobbing thing to the beat and mom is laughing at me. She said I’m so silly. I’m no silly…..she is silly for laughing at me. I love to listen to some music. Not all. Some music is not nice. That music, I Peep really load till mom changes it. But she no play it much. It only comes on whent mom be listening to, what she call the radio. She can no controll what comes on that. County music be OK. My favorit is rock and roll. You can really get your head bobbing to that. Tehehehehehe. I love it. Some times I even try to sing with it. That just makes mom laugh and laugh. She is so silly. I like to listen to nature cd’s too. Cuddles, my little older sister, love those. I think they are her favorit. She talks to the birds in them. It’s funny to hear her calling to them. I think she is funny.
Yesterday dad found to big huge giant bird eating spida’s in his office. Huge spida’s…aaaaaaaawwwww!!! them are scary. Dad said they were as big has his hand. yick yick yick yick!! I hate them spida’s. Dad went back into his room with something to kill them with and……they moved. He didn’t know were they wents. So dad had to go spida hunting. So now dad is none as the “spida hunter”. He could have his own show on discovery. I can see it now “Spida Hunter” every Weds at 9pm. He protect little birdies from big nasty spida’s.
A nice lady gave mom a huge bird cage for me and Lucky. And do meen huge!! I never seen a cage that big. What kind of bird would live in that. It could hole 3 of my cage in it. Wowwee, it be big.
see how big it is. I can’t image what kind of bird lived in there. It must have been a huge birdie. I guess after seeing this cage, I have to admit I’m not as huge a birdie as I thought I was. Cause, WOW this cage is huge. Mom said only one bird would live in it. She has got to be kidding. Only one bird. It would just enough room for one bird!!! You could put about 20 quakers in there and they would all be happy. ONe bird!! I can’t imagen a bird that big…oh wait…yes I can….A boogy bird. That’s not what lived in there before mom got, is it?? OMB. I think a boogie bird lived in there!!! AAAAaaawwwww!!! I hope he don’t come here to get his home back. I can just see it now…..He comes nocking on the door, mom opens it…he sees me and Lucky and thinks “Yummy, 2 green tasty treats!!” Then “gulp” were gone. He little green tasty treats…. OMB!!! I hope he never finds were this cage is. Ya know, iffin he did come looking for his cage, I could show him the birdie eating spida’s………………hmmmm. That’s an idea. They could eat him. Yuppers. or he could eat them. Outside birds do like bugs and they all have bugs in there bellies. I bet he would love them, think them to be tasty.
Well, I’m going to bed now. Ya all have sweet dreams. I’m gonna
Chester P Featherbutt—-living with the one and only “spiday hunter” my dad
Chester’s Blog – Skeeters July 23, 2007Posted by Andrew in : Quaker Parrot , add a comment...please?
Good evening everybirdie. How are you all doing dis morning?? I’m good.
Tomorrow dad is going for an interveiw (what is that??). He might be driving a truck that sprays for skeeters. This truck gets rid of them. Yippy, no more skeeters!! That will be good rights??……………..Wait, he just told mom he will hafto walk into swamps (don’t know what that is) to a box and count skeeters….OMB!! That is descusting. Counting skeeters, why would any one want to do that?? Yick yick yick!!! He better not bring on of them home with him or I’ll beak hims. Skeeters….little blood drinkers!!! Is that what a vampire is, a skeeter?? I bet that what a vampire is. I’ve heard of them. Mom watch a scary movie once and it had a vampire in it. Little blood suckers them skeeters.
Lucky has found a way to scare mom. Yesterday, he found a way to hide in his cage. Today, mom half covered us for half niters. She went in to check on all of us. Lucky was not in his cage. She double check his happy hut after yesterday. Nope, no Lucky. She looked under his stand, under Cuddles stand. She looked every weres. Then she hear his little laugh, “hehehehe” She follows the laigh to my cage. Its not me mom. I don’t know were that silly bird is. She listens. He’s still laughing. So she looks in my cage, nope he’s not in there. She takes my cover off……………………There he is. Hiding under the cage cover near the bottem back-outside of my cage. Little sticker mom calls him. Lucky is a trickster. So silly he can be. Mom said he’s going to give her a heart attack…what it that?? Hmmmm. Does that mean, your heart comes out and starts to beak at you?? That would be wierd, seeing your heart doing that. So silly humans can be. I don’t think that has ever happened. Your heart can no come out. Silly human. Lucky better watch out or he will no get half niters, he will just go straight to bed. I love half niters. That way, I can get ready to sleep with a little relaxing in my cage on my sleeping perch and still be able to know what is going on. If my humans have second suppers, then I can come out and demand some. So Lucky better start behaving.
Well, off to bed.
sweet dreams everybirdie
Chester P Featherbutt–not hiding on mom
Chester gets some money July 22, 2007Posted by Andrew in : Quaker Parrot , add a comment...please?
Good evening everbirdie. How are you tonight. I’m rich!!! Mom got a tip at work for being nice to the customer. When she came home she gave it to me!!! I’m gonna put it in my bank. Yuppers, I have a bank…Well, all of us birdies have bank. Mom puts all her loose change in it every night. She say’s come Christmas, we will have some monies to pay presents with. I can’t wait. Mom showed me the paper money and I took it from her. It’s mine. ALL MINE!!! I’m not going to share it either. Nope, it’s all for me. She also put a lot of little round silver ones in my bank. I got one paper and 6 rounds silver……mom say’s they are coins. 6 round coins. There was 3 different sizes of these coins. I bet the big one’s are worth the most….even more then my paper money. I only got 1 piece of green paper. It did have a picture of a person one it. How do humans get there pictures of this green paper?? did they have to do something important?? or be famous? Invent some thing?? Maybe some day, I’ll be on one of them green papers. That would be so cool. I’m not sure what I want to do with this green paper. Cuddles wants to sherd it. Lucky say’s throw it a way……he no likes much of any thing. I think I should buy a toy..or maybe foods…or maybe cheese. Just think of all the cheese I could be with the money mom has been putting into my bank. There are a lot of little brown round coins. Them, I have the most of. There are all kinds of silver rounds ones. I think I have about a cup full of these coin things. I hope mom brings more of them home. I don’t think I want to many of them green papers though, they can’t be worth a whole lot. They’re not pretty like the silver round ones. I think shiney is worth more. Lot’s more, the shinier the more it’s worth. So I want’s lot’s of shiney ones.
Well, I’m off to bed.
Chester P Featherbutt—-wanting more shiney round coin things
Lasagna for Chester July 17, 2007Posted by Andrew in : Quaker Parrot , 1 comment so far
Good evening everybirdie. How are you all doing this night?? I’m goods and stuffed. A friend of moms from work sent me……Us home the yummiest foods ever!!! Oh, it was sooooo goods. YUMMY in the tummy.. She made from scratch (is that like a scritch??) a lasagna. Oh, it was so yummy. She made one once before for mom and that was so tasty but it was a long time ago and I almost forgot what it tasted like. Then tonight Mom called dad like she always does to tell hims she on her way home, but this time she tells him to turn on the oven. When she gets home she have this big bag. Inside the bag was this pan of cheese covered stuff. Mom tells me she has to warm it up and puts it in the oven. It smelled soooo yummy. Mom put it on the table. I ran down her arm, she caught me in mid run, telling me “it’s to hot to eat, we got to blow on it.” To heck with that, I want to sink my beaker into the yummieness!!! I tried several times to get to the pan but mom caught me each time. NO beak and run for me….mom getting to fast!!! Hmmmph. After, what felt like hours mom give me some lasagna!! OH, I sank my beaker into the yummiest of food. It has cheese…lot’s of cheese, noodles, meat. I’m not sure what kind of meat other then really tastey meat. Oh, there was some red sauce but I didn’t care that there was yucky red sauce the rest of it was so good. OMB!! This stuff was great. I couldn’t eat it fast enough. I just kept taking beakfull after beakfull. I ate 3 fork fulls. Mom said iffin I didn’t stop eating it I would explode. She said there would be little bit of me and lasagna all over the place. I don’t think that could have happened. I think mom was making that up. This lasagna is the bestest food in the whole wide world. OH, it is sooooooooo tasty. I don’t think I have ever had any thing that yummy before. Mom couldn’t believe how much I ate. I never eat that much of any food….including cheese and cheese was my favorite foods. Now I think it’s this lasagna. I hope this lady make more of this foods. She did the bestest job making it. I think I’ll adopt her as my….my…..Antee. Antee Sandra. Yuppers. Antee Sandra is a great cook. Don’t get me wrong, mom is a good cook too but she has never made this yummy lasagna. She said she don’t know how. Hmmmmph. Yummy yummy in my tummy…LASAGNA!!!!
ware oh ware is my lasagna
ware oh ware could it be
could it be in my tummy
could it be in my beaker
could it be on a fork on it’s way to meeeeeeee!!
ware oh ware is my lasagna
oh ware oh ware could it beeeee!!!
Like my song!! I tink it be funny but I just loved that lasagna. All birdies out there…rise up and demand some lasagna from your humans!!! Tell them give me lasagan or give me death!!! beak them till they give you this yummy foods!!! OH, my. I’m getting caried away. I better go eat some more lasagna.
Chester P Featherbutt—–going for more lasagna
Chester’s Blog – ANTS! July 13, 2007Posted by Andrew in : Quaker Parrot , 1 comment so far
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Good evening everybirdie. How are you all doing this night?? I’m Ok, I think. Mom has been running around the house cleaning like crazy. I hate it when she cleans. She gets out the evil broom and vacuum. I just know them things are going to get me. One day, they are going to sweep me away or suck me up. They are evil, I tell you!!! Ok, now for the reason mom is cleaning like a mad women……..We have ANTS!! Not ants as in your antee it coming for a visit. Ants like in little tiny yucky bugs that are running around getting into no good!! They are running around the house just pestering mom and dad. Why do they need to do that?? What did they ever do to these ant bug things?? I just don’t get this ant things, what is their purpose?? Are they here for some reason, that we just don’t know about?? Hmmm……. I don’t think I like these ant bugs. Mom was in my room, sweeping and moping and cleaning. grrrrr. She said that these ant’s might find our come for our bird foods cause it be yummy. Maybe, iffin I threw some of my food outside near there nest, they will stay a way from our house……They have a nest….in the ground…..how do they build a nest in the ground?? Do you dig a hole then bring in the twigs and things you need?? De they build the nest then build up dirt around it?? And why do they want me bird food?? Do they think they are little birds?? Mom said that some of them do get wings and fly away. That’s it, they must think they are little tiny pain in the @$$ birds. Hmmph. I want them to stop coming in my house and making mom nutz!!!! how do I do that?? Dad said to buy bug spray but mom yelled at hims and said dat would make us sickies. So we can ‘t have that now can we. I’m sure mom will figure some thing out.
Tonight, for supper, we had a cook out. It was Yummy!!! We had steak, baked potato’s, cottage cheese, spinach and ice cream with banana’s. The steak and potato’s dad threw on the bbq grill. OH, it smelled so good cooking. It made me peaker drool. I couldn’t wait to sink my peaker into that steak!! Yummy in my tummy. Dad brings them in, we sit down and I didn’t wait for mom to cut me a piece of steak. I ran down and sank my beaker into it. OH, it was so good, so yummy!!!! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! It was great. MOm had to wait for me to finish so she could cut the steak for her to eat, teheheheheheehe. The potato was yummy also. The spinach, I turned my beaker up to it. Don’t like it, it be yicky. Cottage cheese is ok, it not be real cheese. It’s lumpy and runny. Cheese is not lumpy or runny. Why do they call is cheese when it’s not really cheese?? so silly. Mom had me try a banana…..That is a yucky thing. What is it?? is it a fruit?? A vegetable? What ever it is, it be yucky and sticky. Oh, it gross!!! I bit into that thing and it stuck to my beaker. I don’t like things to to stick to my beaker!! gross…gross….gross..gross. I don’t know which is yuckier, peanut butter or banana. Both are sticky, stinky and yucky!!! I hope mom don’t try and give me that again. I don’t think she will as I wiped my beaker all over mom’s shirt and cheek. She said I slimed her. That is funny.
Well, off to go play now
Chester P Featherbutt—–hoping not to see a yicky banana again!!!
Good evening everybirdie. How are you doing this day?? I’m grossed out. Dad tells me that the outside birds eat bugs. Yick…yick…yick….yick…..yick. That is just so descusting. So now, I’m sitting in the window in the birdie room watching these birds. Mom puts seeds out for them every day. Some wait for mom to come out. If she’s late the peep at her. Now, I understand now why they wait for her. When she goes out, they are sitting on the fence or in the tree. The must be so happy to have seeds. Not hafta look for yucky bugs. Well, I be watching them. They are running around on the ground……..catching bugs. I think one even got a lizzard. Yuck. I’m so glad I don’t have to eat bugs. Now dad is telling me, I eat bugs every day, I just don’t see ‘ems. WHAT!!! What he be talking about?? He said dat dare are bugs on potato chips, in rice. Wait, in my rice. I love rice. I’m never seen a bug in the rice. I have white rice, I think I would notice a yucky black or brown bug. Wait, maybe these bugs are white!!! OMB!!! Iffin they be white bug and little, I might not notice the bug and eat it!!!! EEEEEEeeeewwwwww!!!! That’s descusting!!! I’m really gonna look at rice next time we eat some. Mom tape a show yesterday called “man vs wild” it be on the descovery channel. I was watching it with her. That man, his name be Bear, is descusting!!!!! He was telling us what to do iffin you get lost wid no foods…………….He ate a BUG!!!!!!!! Eeeeeewwwwww!!! He’s so descusting. He said it tasted like gooey slimey glop. Yick, what is that glop? Mom said she don’t care how hungry she be she not eating bugs eeder. As he goes on in the show he eats more yicky things, a scorbian, snake (it be still alive), raw fish, some wierd looking crawly thing. Oh, he be a yucky man. EEeeeeewww, Mom loves watching that show. Why I don’t know.
THERE AIN’T NO BUGS IN ME
THERE AINT NO BUGS IN ME
THERE MITE BE BUGS IN OTHER BIRDS
BUT THERE AINT NO BUG IN ME!!!!
I Like my song. I love it and am going to sings lot’s
Chester p Featherbutt—-there aint no bug in meeeeeeeeeee!!!!