Chester Needs Chicken Fingers July 11, 2007
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Good evening everybirdie. How are you all doing this morning?? I’m good.
Tonight night for supper, we had chicken fingers. I didn’t know chickens had fingers. I thought the toes like me. I have two feet and each of them has 4 toes…dat make 8 toes. So were do chicken have fingers?? Are they hiding them so humans won’t come alone and take them for their suppers. Hmmmm….My nieghbore has a chicken…He’s 2 houses down from ours. I’m gonna ask mom to let me see him so I can look for these chicken fingers. Are they under their wingers?? Hmmmm. And they must be big huge fingers. The one we were eating was huge. I think it would have taken at least 100 of my toes to make 1 chicken finger.. these must be muten chicken with fingers that big. Wow!! Maybe the live next to a nuke powere plant…I’ve heard mom say that. What does that mean?? Hmmmm. Humans can be so strange some times. These chicken fingers that I had tonight was Yummy in the tummy good. Mom dipped hers in mayonase. I love mayo. I kept trying to get some to lick off but mom was telling me “it’s not good for birdies.” I don’t believe her. I think it just be so yummy that she don’t want to share…she be stingy with the mayo. Naughty human!!! So I runs up and stand right in front of mom’s mouth. Teheheheh, Now she can’t eat with out it getting by me! I’ll so her. so she turns her head, I move with her so she can no sneak them by. I know what I’m doing. So she puts the finger in some mayo and tells me I can have this one. Yippy, all for me. I look it all over….very carefully….NO MAYO!! Mom tried to ticker me!!! shame on her. She didn’t think I would notice that there was no mayo…and she pretended to dip in some. Hmmmph….Hhhmmmmmppphhh!!! I can’t believe she did this. What am I going to do with her?!
Well, I’m going to go to bed and think on this. Nite-nite allChester P FEatherbutt—who wants chicken fingers and mayo too
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