Bird A Day Blog

Good evening every one. I hope no-one froze last night. It sure did get cold. Brrrrrr!! It’s still chilly out but not as bad has last night.Mom took the evil broom out tonight. That thing is soooooo scary. I know some day, it’s going to sweep me up and I’ll never be seen again. When ever mom takes it out I scream my head of. I run around the top of my cage screaming “HELP!!!! HELP!!!” Usually, dad comes and gets me. He takes me down the hall to his office and safety but not tonight. He laughed at me!!! Can you believe that?? He laughed at me. Said I was being a silly bird. I’m not a silly bird. I have never been a silly bird. Grrrrrrrrr and then he wonders why I bite him. It’s because of stuff like this. Silly human!!! One of these day’s they will learn. If we are screaming at it, it’s EVIL!!! We have a sick sense about these things. We can tell when things are evil. My humans should listen to my sick sense….Wait…It’s not a sick sense it’s a sixth sense, is that right??? Hmmmm. I’m not sure I’m getting this special sense of ours right. Oh, and giving me extra kisses will not make every thing right, not when it comes to that EVIL broom. That thing is just EVIL no matter how you look at it or what you do with it!!! So what makes you think that giving me some kisses will make me less scared of that EVIL broom!!! So silly, you humans. Some times I just don’t know what I’m going to do with you. Some times, I think your untrainable. But then you go and do some thing good, like giving me cheese. My favorite food in the whole world. Then I think, I’m getting through to you. So much work training a human. so much work.

Good night every one, my human has made my so tired tonight.

Nite-nite for now

Chester P Featherbutt