Bird A Day Blog

Ok now this is my third try at posting tonight. Iffin this one don’t work, I’m going to beak someone!!!! hear that yahoo….a beaking. a good beaking. you better let this post through or a beaking it will be…Hey, wait. When I’m president I could beak people to get what I want. Iffin congress doesn’t pass a law I want I’ll go down there and beak the snot out of them till I get what I want. Yup yup, that would work great. BEAK ‘EM!!! That could be part of my campain, “I’ll beak them till they pass the right laws” Just think of what I could get done. Better gas mileage on cars/trucks/suv’s. They should all get at least 100 miles to the gallon of gas. You don’t think that’s possible?? it its. Ya know how I know this?? Cause dad’s car is a 1985 and it can get 40 to 60 miles to the gallon of gas. It’s over 20 years old. If it can get that good of gas mileage then we can get 60 to 100 now!! So that’s going to be one of my new laws, all cars/trucks/suv must get at least 60 miles to the gallon of gas!! Yuppers, that’s what I’m going to do. Iffin the oil peoples don’t like it…tuff tailfeathers!!!!! And I’ll beak the snot out of you till you get it right!!!

You see me in the picture. I’m a quake-a-too. I was trying to look like a cockatoo but I’m a quakers so I have to be a quake-a-too. I think it works for me. What do you think??

Mom bought this new evil toy..it’s a gun that blows bubbles out the end of it. I no like it. Not at all. It’s evil. Pumkpin the rat puppy chiwowa, love de thing. She runs around, some times, standing on her back legs, trying to catch all the bubbles. She even barks at them..She is so beneath us birds. Silly dog

Chester P Featherbutt—sharpening his beaker