Chester’s Adoption Day June 21, 2007
Posted by Andrew in : Quaker Parrot , trackbackNote: So sorry everyone!!! I didn’t realize Chester had posted about his adoption day. Here it is:
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Good morning everybirdy. How are you this morning?? I’m really good. I be my addoption day!!! Yippy, it’s here!!! Mom made me steak and yeggies. OH, she also made me a cake. Oh, it was soooo yummy. I ate a huge piece of steak. I love steak. Normally, I get only a taste. But today, mom said I could eat as much as I wanted. Oh, it was so yummy. I like that cake too. But I really loved the steak. Dad said I be a sick bird cause I love meats. I can’t help it, meat is so yummy. I love chicken, turkey….those to gross dad out, he said I’m a cannable (what is that??). That I’m not surpose to eat other birds. I’m not eating other birds, I’m eating meats. I love steak, pork is ok. Ham is yummy, but mom will only let me have a taste of that too. Hmmph!!
Yesterday, We had another storm. Every after, we get a storm…what’s up with that?? Dad goes by the my room saying something about pee’s coming down..I’m thinking “oh, know!!! How did pee get into the sky….What did Pumpkin the rat puppy do now!!!!” and how gross!! Yucky!!! Then Dad say’s it hailing pea’s. Hailing pea’s……airn’t pea’s little green (and yucky) vegetables. Hail is frozen water. Hmmm, it must be that frozen pea’s are falling from the sky. How’d they get up there…in the clouds…did someone’s freezer brake and the pea’s went flying up, up into the sky?? I don’t like pea’s, why did it have to be pea’s?? Yucky. So dad get’s his camera and a bucket, then goes outside. I hear “ouch OUCH OUCH!!” and dad comes back in. He say’s the pea’s hurt when the hit. Some time’s I think humans are stupid….any thing frozen is hard, like a rock. Then, it’s falling from way up in the sky, way up there. Of COURSE IT’S GOING TO HURT!!! Silly human!! HOw could they not hurt being hard like a rock falling from that far up. I can’t believe we’ve been having vegetable storms. Just a few day’s ago it was tomato warnings, now it’s hailing pea’s. What’s next?? OMB!!! Dad said some time’s it hails grapefruits!!! Frozen grapefruits!! Now that is a big fruit!! that would hurt some bad. I can just see it now, huge frozen grapefruits falling. Wow and I thought tomato warning were bad!!! Mom is saying it’s froggy out. Hmmph, I hear some frogs outside singing. That must be what she’s talking about, all the frogs are out and about, just doing froggy things. It’s froggy out!! I like that.
Chester P Featherbutt—-happy that’s it’s froggy out
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