Chester’s Blog - ANTS! July 13, 2007
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Good evening everybirdie. How are you all doing this night?? I’m Ok, I think. Mom has been running around the house cleaning like crazy. I hate it when she cleans. She gets out the evil broom and vacuum. I just know them things are going to get me. One day, they are going to sweep me away or suck me up. They are evil, I tell you!!! Ok, now for the reason mom is cleaning like a mad women……..We have ANTS!! Not ants as in your antee it coming for a visit. Ants like in little tiny yucky bugs that are running around getting into no good!! They are running around the house just pestering mom and dad. Why do they need to do that?? What did they ever do to these ant bug things?? I just don’t get this ant things, what is their purpose?? Are they here for some reason, that we just don’t know about?? Hmmm……. I don’t think I like these ant bugs. Mom was in my room, sweeping and moping and cleaning. grrrrr. She said that these ant’s might find our come for our bird foods cause it be yummy. Maybe, iffin I threw some of my food outside near there nest, they will stay a way from our house……They have a nest….in the ground…..how do they build a nest in the ground?? Do you dig a hole then bring in the twigs and things you need?? De they build the nest then build up dirt around it?? And why do they want me bird food?? Do they think they are little birds?? Mom said that some of them do get wings and fly away. That’s it, they must think they are little tiny pain in the @$$ birds. Hmmph. I want them to stop coming in my house and making mom nutz!!!! how do I do that?? Dad said to buy bug spray but mom yelled at hims and said dat would make us sickies. So we can ‘t have that now can we. I’m sure mom will figure some thing out.
Tonight, for supper, we had a cook out. It was Yummy!!! We had steak, baked potato’s, cottage cheese, spinach and ice cream with banana’s. The steak and potato’s dad threw on the bbq grill. OH, it smelled so good cooking. It made me peaker drool. I couldn’t wait to sink my peaker into that steak!! Yummy in my tummy. Dad brings them in, we sit down and I didn’t wait for mom to cut me a piece of steak. I ran down and sank my beaker into it. OH, it was so good, so yummy!!!! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! It was great. MOm had to wait for me to finish so she could cut the steak for her to eat, teheheheheheehe. The potato was yummy also. The spinach, I turned my beaker up to it. Don’t like it, it be yicky. Cottage cheese is ok, it not be real cheese. It’s lumpy and runny. Cheese is not lumpy or runny. Why do they call is cheese when it’s not really cheese?? so silly. Mom had me try a banana…..That is a yucky thing. What is it?? is it a fruit?? A vegetable? What ever it is, it be yucky and sticky. Oh, it gross!!! I bit into that thing and it stuck to my beaker. I don’t like things to to stick to my beaker!! gross…gross….gross..gross. I don’t know which is yuckier, peanut butter or banana. Both are sticky, stinky and yucky!!! I hope mom don’t try and give me that again. I don’t think she will as I wiped my beaker all over mom’s shirt and cheek. She said I slimed her. That is funny.
Well, off to go play nowChester P Featherbutt—–hoping not to see a yicky banana again!!!
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Chester,
Hab you mom tried cucumber peels? I know this sound cwazee but it work and it no gib off bad dings 2 hurt us birdies. Maybee u peepuls ebun let u and da udders twy da cumbers as dey gud fud. Twick is 2 put the peels in pwaces dat are not in site. What get us is when da mices twy 2 move in near winter. Den dad go mice hunting and no more mice. I sure hope r peepul no eat dem. Dey b bad fud I tinks.
Beowulf — not wanting yucky mices