Chester’s Blog - Bugs July 13, 2007
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Good evening everybirdie. How are you doing this day?? I’m grossed out. Dad tells me that the outside birds eat bugs. Yick…yick…yick….yick…..yick. That is just so descusting. So now, I’m sitting in the window in the birdie room watching these birds. Mom puts seeds out for them every day. Some wait for mom to come out. If she’s late the peep at her. Now, I understand now why they wait for her. When she goes out, they are sitting on the fence or in the tree. The must be so happy to have seeds. Not hafta look for yucky bugs. Well, I be watching them. They are running around on the ground……..catching bugs. I think one even got a lizzard. Yuck. I’m so glad I don’t have to eat bugs. Now dad is telling me, I eat bugs every day, I just don’t see ‘ems. WHAT!!! What he be talking about?? He said dat dare are bugs on potato chips, in rice. Wait, in my rice. I love rice. I’m never seen a bug in the rice. I have white rice, I think I would notice a yucky black or brown bug. Wait, maybe these bugs are white!!! OMB!!! Iffin they be white bug and little, I might not notice the bug and eat it!!!! EEEEEEeeeewwwwww!!!! That’s descusting!!! I’m really gonna look at rice next time we eat some. Mom tape a show yesterday called “man vs wild” it be on the descovery channel. I was watching it with her. That man, his name be Bear, is descusting!!!!! He was telling us what to do iffin you get lost wid no foods…………….He ate a BUG!!!!!!!! Eeeeeewwwwww!!! He’s so descusting. He said it tasted like gooey slimey glop. Yick, what is that glop? Mom said she don’t care how hungry she be she not eating bugs eeder. As he goes on in the show he eats more yicky things, a scorbian, snake (it be still alive), raw fish, some wierd looking crawly thing. Oh, he be a yucky man. EEeeeeewww, Mom loves watching that show. Why I don’t know.
THERE AIN’T NO BUGS IN ME
THERE AINT NO BUGS IN ME
THERE MITE BE BUGS IN OTHER BIRDS
BUT THERE AINT NO BUG IN ME!!!!I Like my song. I love it and am going to sings lot’s
Chester p Featherbutt—-there aint no bug in meeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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