Chester’s Blog: Exploding Potatoes June 29, 2007
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Good evening every birdie…how are you all doing tonight?? I’m ok. I get to write early tonight. It is mom’s day off so I get to the comfuser early. Yippy. Mom is in a better mood…sort of. Dad is making more money this week. E-bay has been getting more trafic so he be making more. Yippy. It’s still tight but not so bad. Dad took mom out for Chinese tonight. Something they haven’t done in a very long time and I think Mom needed it. Then she came home and has been sitting in the dark. She has a mi…mig…migraine. What is that?? Mom has been getting them lately. About a month ago she got hit in the head in the same spot she got pistol whipped in way back in 1994. She use to get them migraines back then, for years but then they stopped. Well, know they be back. Mom said she is going to call her doctor and make an appointment. But she don’t know iffin her doctor is back from maternity leave..What is dat??
Did you know that potato’s can blow up….BOOM!!! Mom did that tonight. I helped her make baker potato’s tonight. We put a little e.v.o.l (extra virgin olive oil) on them, some baker seasoning and put them in the oven. About half hour later BOOM came from the oven.I jumped straight up in the air and let out a scream!! What was that?? We open the door and look in…..there was potato every were’s and I do mean every were’s. WOW!! I didn’t know potato’s exploded. Mom was so surprised too. Dad comes running down the hall, wanting to know what just happened. He couldn’t imagine what just exploded. He looks in the oven and see’s the mess. Potato, is hanging from the top, sides and rack of the oven. It be a real wait. Dad asked mom iffin she poked the potato’s with a fork and all sides. MOm said no. Dad say’s dat is why you potato explodes………….he should know, dad was a chef a long time ago. Mom say’s she’s never done that and this has never happened before. Dad tells here she be lucky. Hmmm, exploding potato’s. I love potato’s but iffin they are going to exploid…I don’t think I want to eat one. What if it exploids while I’m eating it or for that matter, after I’ve eaten it. There would be little green and gray feathers every wheres!!! I can just see it now, my feathers floating down, all over the table and Mom. POOF!!!!Chester exploided into a pile of potato’s and feathers. That wouldn’t be good at all. Maybe I won’t eat them any more…What is up with vegetables lately??? They are falling from the sky and exploiding in the oven!!! Is some thing happening to our vegetables?? are they mad at us for eating them??? Mom says talking to plants helps them grow better…maybe we are not talking to them enough and they are revolting against us!!!OH MY, that could be it..they are revolting and getting even by falling from the sky and exploiding. Makes me wonder which vegetable are going to be next……berries, watermelons…I bet it will be watermelons, they are evil. They look tasty with their green skin then you open them up and it’s all red!!!! Evil Red!!! maybe they’ll with hold all the water, then we won’t have any thing to drink…That is were our water come’s from don’t it??
Chester P FEatherbutt—–watching them vegetables…..I know they are up to something!!!
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Chester, you need the yellow watermelon that we have here in Hawaii. Sometimes my mom buys it for me and I really like it. She says it comes from Tie-Land. There’s a land made of ties?? These humans are weird.
Exploding potatoes that’s frightening! I don’t have to worry about exploding my food in a microwave because I don’t own one… there that solves that problem. Sorry about your mom’s migraines they can be painful. I also like your previous post you should let Lucky use the confuser more!
hi Chester, thats fun your dad was a chef! I really like cooking also and I make alot of stuff at home.
in reply to Sharon’s comment. ^_^
I don’t have a microwave either. “real chefs don’t use microwaves” is what I always say. LOL
Potatos can explode in regular oven also. I’ve had quite a few go on me until I started poking them before baking. A few stabs with a fork suffice.