Chester’s Blog – Skeeters July 23, 2007Posted by Andrew in : Quaker Parrot , trackback
Good evening everybirdie. How are you all doing dis morning?? I’m good.
Tomorrow dad is going for an interveiw (what is that??). He might be driving a truck that sprays for skeeters. This truck gets rid of them. Yippy, no more skeeters!! That will be good rights??……………..Wait, he just told mom he will hafto walk into swamps (don’t know what that is) to a box and count skeeters….OMB!! That is descusting. Counting skeeters, why would any one want to do that?? Yick yick yick!!! He better not bring on of them home with him or I’ll beak hims. Skeeters….little blood drinkers!!! Is that what a vampire is, a skeeter?? I bet that what a vampire is. I’ve heard of them. Mom watch a scary movie once and it had a vampire in it. Little blood suckers them skeeters.
Lucky has found a way to scare mom. Yesterday, he found a way to hide in his cage. Today, mom half covered us for half niters. She went in to check on all of us. Lucky was not in his cage. She double check his happy hut after yesterday. Nope, no Lucky. She looked under his stand, under Cuddles stand. She looked every weres. Then she hear his little laugh, “hehehehe” She follows the laigh to my cage. Its not me mom. I don’t know were that silly bird is. She listens. He’s still laughing. So she looks in my cage, nope he’s not in there. She takes my cover off……………………There he is. Hiding under the cage cover near the bottem back-outside of my cage. Little sticker mom calls him. Lucky is a trickster. So silly he can be. Mom said he’s going to give her a heart attack…what it that?? Hmmmm. Does that mean, your heart comes out and starts to beak at you?? That would be wierd, seeing your heart doing that. So silly humans can be. I don’t think that has ever happened. Your heart can no come out. Silly human. Lucky better watch out or he will no get half niters, he will just go straight to bed. I love half niters. That way, I can get ready to sleep with a little relaxing in my cage on my sleeping perch and still be able to know what is going on. If my humans have second suppers, then I can come out and demand some. So Lucky better start behaving.
Well, off to bed.
sweet dreams everybirdie
Chester P Featherbutt–not hiding on mom