Chester’s New Cage July 26, 2007
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Good evening every birdie. How are things going?? They be going here. I don’t know were they are going but they are going. That picture is of me on my nice new huge play stand. I think I’m getting use to it. Lot’s of things to check out on it.
So here I am, sitting on mom listening to some music, doing my head bobbing thing to the beat and mom is laughing at me. She said I’m so silly. I’m no silly…..she is silly for laughing at me. I love to listen to some music. Not all. Some music is not nice. That music, I Peep really load till mom changes it. But she no play it much. It only comes on whent mom be listening to, what she call the radio. She can no controll what comes on that. County music be OK. My favorit is rock and roll. You can really get your head bobbing to that. Tehehehehehe. I love it. Some times I even try to sing with it. That just makes mom laugh and laugh. She is so silly. I like to listen to nature cd’s too. Cuddles, my little older sister, love those. I think they are her favorit. She talks to the birds in them. It’s funny to hear her calling to them. I think she is funny.
Yesterday dad found to big huge giant bird eating spida’s in his office. Huge spida’s…aaaaaaaawwwww!!! them are scary. Dad said they were as big has his hand. yick yick yick yick!! I hate them spida’s. Dad went back into his room with something to kill them with and……they moved. He didn’t know were they wents. So dad had to go spida hunting. So now dad is none as the “spida hunter”. He could have his own show on discovery. I can see it now “Spida Hunter” every Weds at 9pm. He protect little birdies from big nasty spida’s.
A nice lady gave mom a huge bird cage for me and Lucky. And do meen huge!! I never seen a cage that big. What kind of bird would live in that. It could hole 3 of my cage in it. Wowwee, it be big.
see how big it is. I can’t image what kind of bird lived in there. It must have been a huge birdie. I guess after seeing this cage, I have to admit I’m not as huge a birdie as I thought I was. Cause, WOW this cage is huge. Mom said only one bird would live in it. She has got to be kidding. Only one bird. It would just enough room for one bird!!! You could put about 20 quakers in there and they would all be happy. ONe bird!! I can’t imagen a bird that big…oh wait…yes I can….A boogy bird. That’s not what lived in there before mom got, is it?? OMB. I think a boogie bird lived in there!!! AAAAaaawwwww!!! I hope he don’t come here to get his home back. I can just see it now…..He comes nocking on the door, mom opens it…he sees me and Lucky and thinks “Yummy, 2 green tasty treats!!” Then “gulp” were gone. He little green tasty treats…. OMB!!! I hope he never finds were this cage is. Ya know, iffin he did come looking for his cage, I could show him the birdie eating spida’s………………hmmmm. That’s an idea. They could eat him. Yuppers. or he could eat them. Outside birds do like bugs and they all have bugs in there bellies. I bet he would love them, think them to be tasty.
Well, I’m going to bed now. Ya all have sweet dreams. I’m gonna
Chester P Featherbutt—-living with the one and only “spiday hunter” my dad
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